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Those couples who make out in front of you like this…
And you’re like:
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Jenna Marbles Hook-Up Lines
- Mary had a little let me rub your boobies.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna get you pregnant.
- On your mark, get set, suck my dick.
- Rock, paper, take off all your clothes.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones I wanna jam my penis in you.
- My apartment smells of rich mahogany. You should get naked.
- Are you the bad man? I wanna lick your nipples.
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